1. We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than on her education.
2. We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.
3. Pakistanis are very shy and still are 18 Crore.
4. Pakistanis are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a helmet or using a seat-belt.
5. Politicians divide us, terrorists unite us.
6. Everyone is in a hurry, but no one reaches on time.
7. It's dangerous to talk to strangers, but perfectly okay to marry one.
8. The shoes we wear are sold in air-conditioned showrooms, the things we eat are sold in open.
